Saturday, December 16, 2017
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It may seem to people who suffer from what they view to be oppression from an all powerful government, (usually that in Washington but it almost always happens in other places as well) that we, are the oppressed and they are the oppressors.

But it is never that simple. People believe that George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” is a satire on Socialism, where all the pigs start out as equal but later some become more equal.

But Orwell’s parable was the same as when the community of Macondo was formed in Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s “One Hundred Years of Solitude”.

At first everyone is equal, then two generations down the line there is hierarchical rule.

What is it about human beings that recreates this pattern pretty much everywhere and throughout history, unless it is something in our collective subconscious that wants it?

Here the brilliant Robert Foster, probably the best political comedian alive takes a look at this from Down Under.

Robert is one fast talking dude. So turn on the subtitles or you will miss much of his routine.

Photo From www.9news.com.au       Abbott's Smirky Smile and Stink Eye Stare

The little dogs, (Australia and Canada) of the Anglo 5 carried the anti- Putin propaganda ball at the G20 meeting at Brisbane.  It had obviously been pre decided that no business would be done at the meeting and that instead it would be used as a massive Russia bashing session.

Tony Abbott, the very bad host of the summit, opened the bidding by promising to “shirtfront” Putin, which is Aussie talk for bumping him forcefully in the chest. Apparently an aid told Tony afterwards that Putin is a black belt in judo and by trying to shirtfront him, he might just wind up not only embarrassing himself but his country as well.  So Abbott settled instead for a hand shake, with a smirky smile and a stink eyed stare.

Beyond that he “punished” Putin by only sending a low level government representative to pick him up at the airport and by putting him at the end of a group photo as if to say that he is not really important, while putting Chinese Prime Minister Xi at the center of the photo. Maybe Abbott thought that by doing so he would drive a wedge between these two leaders who have been meeting and building bridges of cooperation with each other,  (economic and military) constantly and consistently over the past two years.

Abbott did have a side meeting with Putin in which he told the press that he lectured him for his part in shooting down the Malaysian airlines passenger jet MH 17 over the Ukraine. Of course Abbott doesn’t have a scintilla of proof to support such allegations, but they sound nice to Putin haters. a few of whom had a party protesting his presence outside of the buildings where the summit was held.

Meanwhile the other barky little dogie Steven Harper of Canada, while shaking Putin’s hand said, “you need to get out of the Ukraine” again without a scintilla of proof that the Russians are actually in the Ukraine.

Meanwhile Obama the little dog, representing the Big Dog Country the United State was relatively muted but managed to hit both of the baseless accusations of his Australian and Canadian little dogs, saying that he Obama was in the forefront of; “opposing Russia’s aggression against Ukraine, which is a threat to the world, as we saw in the appalling shoot-down of MH17”.

Cameron gave a little woof in the background calling Russia’s actions in the Ukraine, (without specifying what they are) “unacceptable”. Anglela Merkel playing her usual both sides of the road role, (barking pro Washington publicly, while negotiating pro German interests secretly) said vaguely; “”The present situation is not satisfying,”, then having a private summit with Putin in which ostensibly real politic was spoken.

The EU president, Herman van Rompuy chimed in that the EU was going to consider further sanctions. He failed to say however, that the last round of truly biting sanctions against Russia have never been implemented.

Empire’s propaganda press blared how Putin was being “isolated” at the G20 meeting, failing to note that the isolation was coming strictly from the Anglo 5 and the EU countries and that Vlad did have time to meet with the BRIC countries there, (China, India, Brazil and South Africa) all of whom he enjoys excellent relations with, as well as of course the private all business no propaganda relationship, he has with Merkel.

If all of this seems like the Anglo 5, (led by the host Abbott) and the EU were indulging in fruitless and childish behavior, it is because they were.

In trying to “isolate” Putin they in fact acted like a bunch of teen age girls trying to bully a girl outside of the “in” group, as in the classic American film on the subject “Mean Girls”. And if the “mean girls” in the film seem so much brighter than Obama, Cameron, Harper and Abbott it is probably because their parts were written better, (by Tina Fey) than whoever does scripting for these “leaders” of the West.

In any case Putin, not having the mind set of a teenage girl was essentially bored by this foolishness and planned to return home early. I guess that is because he actually has a country to run.

For those people who live in Anglo Five countries and fret about having such lame and brain dead leaders, you should know that they don’t really run your country. That is done by Deep State planners, strategists and tacticians who are actually very bright.

The Obama’s, Camerons, Abbotts and Harpers of the world are only fronts for the elites who own/ control it all. And if these “leaders” seem as dumb as wood, well you should see their average constituent.

In any case there was a curious element to this summit.

Readers of Red Pill Views have known for some time that after the elections in Kiev, Washington was going to start the second round of the war in the Southeastern Ukraine. And of course before the guns start to actually go off, there will be a vicious propaganda campaign about how evil Russia is and all of the terrible things she is doing.

Well right on cue that is what has happened. First it was the Ukrainian president Poroshenko who accused Russia of sending troops into the region. But since he always lies no one paid any attention. But then General Breedlove, the head of NATO, (military) and backed by its Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, (political)  said the same thing. Well that is much, much more serious.

One would expect that Obama, with or without his echo John Kerry would have gone apoplectic and told all the world, yet again his favorite threat aimed at either Russia or China, (depending on the day) that “there will be consequences”.

This would be expected before the second battle of the Southeastern Ukraine. Words like this are the necessary foreplay to create the heat so that the violence and mass murder can begin.

But Obama backed off. Instead he decided to spend his time sounding like the ghost of Al Gore, warning us about “ManBearPig” (for South Park fans) and lecturing the world on the evils of climate change.

Hmm… does this represent a long term change in Obama? Has the fact that the electorate effectively renounced him and his political party in the mid term elections gotten through to him? The problem for the Democrats is that their support base just went on electoral strike. They refused to come out to vote, ceding the election to the other party.

Democratic Party movers and shakers are now fretting that perhaps they shouldn’t have ignored the peace wing of their party. Maybe if they actually want to win another election they will have to deliver peace and prosperity and Obama and Kerry ought to keep their war monger mouths shut?

We will find out more by Obama’s reaction to the NATO news of Putin’s “invasion” of the Ukraine, after he returns home to Washington, and his bosses there give him his marching orders going forward.

But at this G20 meeting Obama was content to let his little dogs do the barking, while he did his best impression of Gore warning the world about ManBearPig.

Let it ever be so.

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Photo From www.europe1.fr

I am not talking about politicians who simply lie. That is pretty much all of them, although I am convinced that the grand champion at the moment is Petro Poroshenko President of the Ukraine and also the Chocolate King of that magnificent country.

I am taking here about “Stupid Mouth”. That is not really about lying, which can be quite tricky, confusing and even intelligently done. See today’s post below.

http://www.redpillviews.com/poroshenko-cried-wolf/

In stupid mouth elected politicians say “facts” that are patently not true, or in the case of our new World Champion of Stupid Mouth, French President François Hollande, say something that is so patently ridiculous that it makes no sense at all.

Here is the paragraph that has won Hollande the World’s Stupid Mouth championship.

“the West should not consider Syria’s Bashar al-Assad as a partner in the fight against terrorism but as an ally of the Islamic extremists wreaking havoc in Iraq and Syria.”

WTF????

Last I checked it was Hollande who was arming and financing the Islamic extremists, (oh excuse me he calls them “moderates”) in Iraq and Syria.

But today what his own propaganda media is calling the “Islamic Extremists”, has petty much been narrowed down to ISIS.

As ISIS is now fighting Assad’s government forces, is Hollande trying to tell us that he is their ally?????

Is Hollande trying to tell us that Assad is really the ally of ISIS trying to fight his own government????

I thought that the French were supposed to have an intellectual tradition? But I don’t remember even George W. Bush. (a former winner of the Stupid Mouth Competition) ever saying anything this stupid, not on a major issue of war and peace anyway. OK you French people who voted for this guy, you have now lost all of your rights to believe that you are more intelligent and in general superior to the Americans.

Do any of you my dear readers know of any elected politician, who can compete with Hollande in the category of Stupid Mouth? Please be kind enough to let us know.

http://www.france24.com/en/20140828-france-francois-hollande-assad-not-anti-terrorism-partner-jihadist-ally-is/

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The wonderful Robert Foster. a known imbiber of Red Pills down under tells Americans just what their democracy looks like to the other 95% who have to suffer through its repercussions.  Although this is around 2 years old don’t expect a higher quality of “debate” from Democrats and Republicans in 2016 or in fact EVER.

But don’t worry America, democracy isn’t all that much better anywhere else.

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News Flash

Mental health professionals from all over the US have been swamped with patients coming out of the closet due to the revelations of the Pop star diva Selena Gomez. In her recently released song “Slow Down” Ms. Gomez essentially admitted to feelings of sexual arousal and well being before a “pat down” from TSA officials.

An outpouring of people, including nuns, and octogenarians of both genders, who emboldened by Ms. Gomez’s revelations are now asking psychologists if such feelings are normal or healthy. While this issue is being studied, it has been temporarily named “Selena Syndrome” and is being considered for inclusion in the DSM 6.

One psychologist who preferred to remain anonymous, speculated that it is possible that people with positive identifications with “protective” authority figures evolve an extreme sense of well being before a TSA pat down, and that the touch of these officials can then stimulate erogenous areas activated by these protected and benevolent feelings.

In the public interest, to get to the bottom of this evolving story, this reporter contacted and interviewed a TSA official who also sought anonymity. I will call her “Jane”. She heatedly denied that any TSA officer would try to stimulate any of the erogenous areas of travelers.

Jane however refused to comment when asked by this reporter if some TSA officials might take their job a bit too seriously?

Jane also vehemently denied a rumor spread by an idiot on Facebook, that for normal security screens TSA officers be issued lubes or silicon aids for deep cavity security inspections.

Jane did acknowledge however that special aids might be issued to TSA officials who are forced to do in depth screenings of travelers who have been profiled as potentially dangerous based on extensive data collected from their private E-Mails and Facebook pages.at Bluffdale, Utah

Whatever you think about this controversy dear reader, we can only be grateful to this much maligned but brave youth Selena Gomez for bringing to light what may well be the dark side of America’s love affair with “pat down” TSA screenings

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGEf8dXN2sU

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